My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
God, I missed his penis.
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