i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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