so explain again why im purple
no
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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