Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
