She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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