Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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