do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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