What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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