We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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