she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize