you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
