i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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