Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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