So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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