She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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