i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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