Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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