It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
