hell yes lets make some ravioli
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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