therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
