yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
