Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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