Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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