drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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