I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Randomize
