Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Two words: nipple clamps
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