So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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