Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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