And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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