five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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