Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You were trust falling into bushes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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