Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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