The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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