We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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