no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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