I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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