This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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