If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
