Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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