well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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