my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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