I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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