the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize