Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My cat gives me a boner
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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