I wannas sexs uuuuu
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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