Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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