Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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