apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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