Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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