But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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