508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
tell me about the eggs
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