About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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