I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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