Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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