Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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