Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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